A Christmas Story
The Musical
Lunt-Fontanne Theatre
Previews Began: November 7, 2012
Opening Night: November 19, 2012
Closing Night: December 30, 2012
Music: Benj Pasek
Justin Paul
Lyrics: Benj Pasek
Justin Paul
Book: Joseph Robinette
Ralph “Ralphie” Parker only wants a Red Ryder BB Gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time for Christmas, but his mother, teacher or the mall santa all think he’ll “shoot his eye out” if he gets one.
Musical Numbers
ACT ONE
Overture………………………………………………..Orchestra
It All Comes Down to Christmas………………….Ralphie,
The Parkers,
Ensemble
Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun………Ralphie, Jean
It All Comes Down to Christmas
(Reprise)……………………………………..Ralphie, Company
The Genius on Cleveland Street…………The Old Man,
Mother
When You’re a Wimp……………………………………….Kids
Ralphie to the Rescue!……………Ralphie, Miss Shields,
The Old Man, Mother,
Randy, Ensemble
What a Mother Does…………………………………..Mother
A Major Award……………………..The Old Man, Mother,
Neighbors
Parker Family Singalong……………………….The Parkers
Act One Finale……………………………Ralphie, Ensemble
ACT TWO
Entr’acte………………………………………………..Orchestra
Sticky Situation…………Ralphie, Flick, Schwartz, Kids,
Miss Shields, Nurse, Flick’s Mom,
Fireman, Policeman, Doctor
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out……………Miss Shields, Kids
Just Like That……………………………………………..Mother
At Higbee’s…………………………………………………….Elves
Up on Santa’s Lap………..Santa, Elves, Ralphie, Randy,
Kids
Before the Old Man Comes Home…………The Parkers
Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana……………..Ralphie,
Randy, Kids
Ralphie to the Rescue! (Reprise)………………….Ralphie,
Ensemble
A Christmas Story………………..The Parkers, Company
CAST
OPENING NIGHT
Dan Lauria Jean Shepherd
Zac Ballard Randy
John Bolton The Old Man
Erin Dilly Mother
Caroline O’Connor Miss Shields
Johnny Rabe Ralphie
Joe West Ralphie
(Alternate)
Tia Altinay Ensemble
John Babbo Grover Dill
Goggles Kid
Ensemble
Charissa Bertels Ensemble
Grace Capeless Child
Nancy
Ensemble
Andrew Cristi Chief Elf
Waiter
Ensemble
Thay Floyd Delivery Man
Fireman
Ensemble
Nick Gaswirth Ensemble
Eddie Korbich Santa Claus
Doctor
Ensemble
Mark Ledbetter Fantasy Villain
Delivery Man
Policeman
Ensemble
Jose Luaces Ensemble
Jack Mastrianni Ensemble
Scut Farkus
Lindsay O’Neil Flick’s Mother
Ensemble
Sarah Min-Kyung Park Child
Waitress
Ensemble
J. D. Rodriguez Schwartz
Ensemble
Analise Scarpaci Esther Jane
Ensemble
Lara Seibert Ensemble
Jeremy Shinder Flick
Ensemble
Luke Spring Child
Ensemble
Beatrice Tulchin Mary Beth
Ensemble
Kirsten Wyatt Nurse
Mrs. Schwartz
Chief Elf
Ensemble
Swings: Zoe Considine, Mathew deGuzman, George Franklin, Mara Newbery
Bumpus Hounds: Lily, Pete
REPLACEMENTS
Alexa Niziak Mary Beth
Ensemble