Kiss My Aztec
Mandell Weiss Theatre
La Jolla, CA
Previews Began: September 3, 2019
Opening Night: September 10, 2019
Closing Night: October 12, 2019
Music: Benjamin Velez
Lyrics: David Kamp
John Leguizamo
Benjamin Velez
Book: John Leguizamo
Tony Taccone
In the 16th century, a group of ragtag Aztecs are leading the resistance against the Spanish. Led by a fierce female warrior and a not-so-fierce clown, they mount a scrappy attack — and somehow get entangled with a foppish French “fixer,” the over-heated daughter of the Viceroy and the wannabe pop star nephew of the king of Spain. Will our heroes win the day?
MUSICAL NUMBERS
ACT ONE
White People on Boats
Don’t Tell Me What I Can’t Do
No One Compareth to the Spanish
Punk-Ass Geek-A
Make the Impossible Possible
Cave Rap
Everybody Needeth a Fixer
Tango in the Closet
Shit’s About to Go Down
ACT TWO
Dark Meat
Spooneth Me
Impossible Blues
New Girl, New World
Puppetry Slam
Chained Melody
The Battle
Finale
CAST
OPENING NIGHT
Angelica Beliard Ensemble
Chad Carstarphen El Jaguar Negro
Reymundo
KC de la Cruz Ensemble
Zachary Infante Fernando
Sebastian
Ensemble
Yani Marin Colombina
Jesús E. Martínez Captain Soldier
Ensemble
Maria-Christina Oliveras Tolima
Ensemble
Joél Pérez Pepe
Al Rodrigo Rodrigo
Ensemble
Desireé Rodriguez Pilar
Ensemble
Richard Henry Ruiz Pierre Pierrot
Ensemble
Swings: Julio Catano-Yee, Tamara Rodriguez
