Oscar Jaffee, a theatre producer with four consecutive flops to his name, has a plan to turn his career around and bring a winning show to Broadway, but he’s got to act fast – exactly as fast as the train ride from Chicago to New York. The plan is simple: raise money, find a play, and entice Hollywood starlet Lily Garland to join the cast before the whistle blows at Grand Central Station. If he can make it all happen, he just might have a winning project on his hands.
Musical Numbers
Act One
Stranded Again………………Bishop, Actors, Singers Saddle Up the Horse………………….Owen O’Malley, Oliver Webb On the Twentieth Century…………Porters, Letitia, Conductor, Rogers, Flanagan, Passengers I Rise Again………………..Oscar Jaffe, Owen, Oliver Indian Maiden’s Lament….Imelda, Mildred Plotka Veronique…………………Lily Garland, Male Singers I Have Written a Play…………Conductor Flanagan Together………………….Porters, Passengers, Oliver Never…………………………………….Lily, Owen, Oliver Our Private World…………………………….Lily, Oscar Repent……………………………………………………Letitia Mine…………………………………..Oscar, Bruce Granit I’ve Got it All…………………………………….Lily, Oscar On the Twentieth Century (Reprise)……Company
Act Two
Entr’acte: Life is Like a Train………………….Porters I Have Written a Play (Reprise I)…………………………………..Congressman Lockwood Five Zeros………………Owen, Oliver, Letitia, Oscar I Have Written a Play (Reprise II)…….Dr. Johnson Sextet/Sign Lily Sign…………Owen, Oliver, Oscar, Letitia, Lily, Bruce She’s a Nut………………………………………….Company Max Jacobs…………………………………………………Max Babbette……………………………………………………..Lily Because of Her…………………………………………Oscar Lily, Oscar………………………………………..Lily, Oscar Finale………………………………………………….Company