Ruthless!
The Musical
Players Theatre
Previews Began: June 25, 2015
Opening Night: July 13, 2015
Closing Night: September 10, 2016
Music: Marvin Laird
Lyrics: Joel Paley
Book: Joel Paley
Ruthless! The Musical is the story of a daughter who would literally kill for a part and her split-personality mother and conniving grandmother.
Musical Numbers
Act One
Prologue………………………………….Sylvia, Orchestra
Tina’s Mother……………………………………………..Judy
Born To Entertain……………………………………….Tina
Talent………………………………………………………Sylvia
To Play This Part………………………………………..Tina
Teaching Third Grade………………………Miss Thorn
Where Tina Gets It From…………………Judy, Sylvia
The Pippi Song………………………………………..Louise
Kisses and Hugs…………………………………Tina, Judy
Teaching Third Grade (Reprise)……….Miss Thorn
Talent (Reprise #1)…………………………………..Sylvia
I Hate Musicals……………………………………………Lita
Angel Mom………………………………………..Judy, Tina
Act Two
Entr’acte/Montage………….Judy, Tina, Orchestra
A Penthouse Apartment……………………………….Eve
It Will Never Be That Way Again…………….Ginger
I Want the Girl…………………………………………Sylvia
Parents and Children……………………..Ginger, Tina
Ruthless!……………………………..Ginger, Sylvia, Tina
Talent (Reprise #2)…………………………………….Tina
Ruthless! (Reprise)………………………………Company
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