The Toxic Avenger

The Musical

New World Stages

Stage 1

Previews Began: March 18, 2009

Opening Night: April 6, 2009

Closing Night: January 3, 2010

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Music: David Bryan

Book: David Bryan

Joe DiPietro

Book: Joe DiPietro

It’s a charming love story and laugh-out-loud musical that has it all — an unlikely hero, his beautiful girlfriend, a corrupt New Jersey mayor and guys who play… well… bullies, mobsters, old ladies, and stiletto-wearing back-up singers. In an attempt to clean up New Jersey’s most polluted town, our hero Melvin is dumped into a vat of radioactive toxic waste, only to reemerge as The Toxic Avenger. Our new hero is now a seven-foot mutant freak with superhuman strength and a heart as big as Newark. He’s out to save New Jersey, end global warming, and woo the blind librarian in town. It’s a toxic love story with an environmental twist! The Toxic Avenger will leave audiences laughing in the aisles as it rocks the house.

Musical Numbers

Who Will Save New Jersey?……Melvin, Company
Jersey Girl……………………………………………..Mayor,
                             Waste Management Executives
Get the Geek………………………Mayor, Sluggo, Bozo
Kick Your Ass…………………………………………..Toxie
My Big French Boyfriend………….Sarah, Shinequa,
                                                      Diane
Thank God She’s Blind………………………………Toxie
Disappointment…..Ma Ferd, Professor Ken, Toxie
Choose Me, Oprah!………..Sarah, Shinequa, Diane
Hot Toxic Love……………………………….Toxie, Sarah
The Legend of the Toxic Avenger…….Folk Singer,
                                                             Toxie
Evil is Hot…………………………Mayor, Professor Ken
Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore……………Mayor, Ma Ferd

Everybody Dies!………………………………………..Toxie
You Tore My Heart Out…………………………….Toxie
All Men Are Freaks……………………Ma Ferd, Sarah,
                                                      Shinequa, Diane
The Chase………………………………………….Company
Hot Toxic Love (Reprise)…………………………..Sarah
A Brand New Day in New Jersey…….Toxie, Sarah,
                                                            Company